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Top 4 Things I Wish My Son Would UNlearn from Kindergarten

Friday’s “What the frak…?” moment (WTFM) is brought to you by………. Kindergarten: They claim it’s to help your child learn to socialize, but in reality it is a secret communist/Bin Laden/far right government/far left government/religious /those who hate paying taxes … Continue reading

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Channeling the Beheaded Chicken and the Kindergarten Pick-Up Curse

Monday afternoon. 1 PM. I transformed into a classic chicken with my head cut off. Why? My three-year-old fell asleep for a nap. While napping in itself is not miraculous per say (she does still nap…sometimes) the fact that is … Continue reading

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What Does “Gifted” Mean Anyway?

No one wants a child who is a “behavioral problem”. You get glares out in public, peppered with some nods of sympathy. On bad days you count down the hours until your spouse gets home. You doubt your sanity. You … Continue reading

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