Tag Archives: funny things kids say

Boys Have Crotches. Girls Have a… Pango?

Posted on June 14, 2012 by Kelly K @ Dances with Chaos

My five-year-old loves to make up words. He isn’t technically “reading” yet, so he strings random letters together when naming his inventions. Such classics include a GPO or GPIO (depending on if he forgets the “i”): which is a Zoobcreation … Continue reading →

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Code Cracking, Bug Miles, and Eruptive Similes

Posted on April 13, 2012 by Kelly K @ Dances with Chaos

My husband and I used to have a secret code. And by code I mean “spelling words instead of speaking them” when discussing a topic in front of our children filled with the possibility of a potential meltdown if we don’t … Continue reading →

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Posted in Dances with Chaos, Tacklerisms | Tagged family, five year old, funny things kids say, humor, life, parenting | 16 Comments

Seeking: All Body Cover and Weird Al Apprenticeship

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Kelly K @ Dances with Chaos

As mentioned last Friday, my almost-five-year-old has just learned to ride a bike – to which there are three steps. Step 1: Learn to balance while the bike is moving. Completion of this step marks the removal of training wheels. Step … Continue reading →