Forget about the Presidential elections for one day.
In 2011, my daughter had a dream.
To win Mommy Shorts FIRST Evil Baby Glare-Off.
She had the look. The determination.
But she fell in the first round by a tenth of a percentage point.
She demanded a recount.
I explained there are no dangling chads in online voting and she conceded to her worthy opponent (who did happen to go to the finals).
She didn’t give up. She’s stubborn like that.
Lil D spent the next year training as she fully embraced her two-year-old nature.
She spent hours practicing on me each time she failed to get her way.
She strengthened her voice in case Mommy Shorts developed an Evil Laugh Contest.
She held still long enough for me to take a photo.
Now she needs your help to make her dream come true.
Vote for Lil D over at Mommy Shorts.
This is it folks.
And if you don’t vote for her… well… I wouldn’t fall asleep if I were you.
I’m told she would make an excellent Freddy Krueger/zombie/black widow/demon/bride of Chucky/Chucky/Exorcist.
I’m pretty sure they meant for Halloween.
It’s going to be a tight battle. Every vote will be needed.
Otherwise, she might train for another year. Or ten.
As of writing this, she’s already way behind. Like, WAY behind. I’m hoping it just means all of the Lil D supporters are sleeping.
(Voting has ended. It was very close, and thank you to all who voted. Stay tuned for her concession speech as I prepare for another year of “evil” training.)