I’ve received some odd instant messages/texts in the past.
Last weekend one arrived from the guest bathroom.
From my husband.
And before you get all grossed out, he was not the person using it.
I’d plopped down on the couch to read a few blogs while Lil Diva napped.
This appeared on my yahoo window:
CG: Our son wants me to keep him company while he poops.
CG: But I can’t talk to him
CG: He had me sit next to him in the bathroom on the sink
There’s something the How To Parent Manual doesn’t cover….
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My son has a bit of a crush on someone at his Mother’s Day Out program. I had no idea until I visited last Tuesday to watch their free play time in the gym (usually I’m at home with a napping Lil Diva, but CG had the day off).
For the first few minutes, he was a spastic ball of energy, not unlike Taz from Looney Tunes.
Then he found Amy* hiding in canopy thingy (my technical name for it) and didn’t leave her side until play time ended.
Sometimes, he was annoying, like continually burying her in the canopy as she got free; he cackled maniacally, deeming it a fun game.
They hung upside down together.
He chased her. Everywhere.
Up the mats.
Across the long trampoline.
Next to the teacher, whenever his attention crossed into the “highly annoying” category.
Sometimes she loved it, a huge grin on her face.
Sometimes, my son was just being a pestering pain.
Always, he was by her.
It was the cutest and most disturbing thing I’ve seen.
It doesn’t bode well for the teen years….
What things have your children done/said recently that made you laugh or smile? When was their first crush?