On Friday, I wrote on Twitter and Facebook:
“My son is wrestling with the tape measure like it’s a giant anaconda. Absolutely hilarious.”
My husband replied: “Tape measures are sharp.”
As though I have never been in the presence of a tape measure.
My response? “Then he’ll learn not to wrestle with it anymore.”
So I won’t win Mother of the Year any time soon, but I know my son. I know warning him to “be careful” does absolutely nothing.
Not when the alternative is to cease wrestling with a tape measure.
For thirty minutes straight.
What funny/crazy things have your kids done/said recently?