Welcome to Day 1 of The Twelve Days of Christmas (to be “read” like the song) – Dances with Chaos style……………
I know, so incredibly original the concept blows your mind, Matrix style. Tacklerism Tuesdays and “What the frak?” Fridays will return after Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas, dear Santa gave to me,
A brand new pack of 2 ply tee-pee.
Because suddenly you find yourself going through toilet paper at an astronomical rate thanks to:
- A three and half year old who is finally potty trained – but in an effort to thoroughly wipe his own bum – utilizes 10 – 25% of the roll following a “deposit.” This is after also plowing through half a package of Kandoo wipes – the greatest invention ever for potty trained (or potty training) toddlers.
- A 15 month old who vigilantly monitors whether the bathroom door was completely closed – and should one err and leave it open – makes a beeline towards it. The toilet paper is attacked immediately and either tossed all over the floor, or unceremoniously dumped into the potty – causing the toilet to later rebel.
What did Santa/spouse/children give to you?