How To Perform the Dances with Chaos Dance of Chaos

There are several very important rules to follow when learning to perform the Classical Dances with Chaos Dance of Chaos as originally created by Chase and later co-choreographed with his younger sister, Kyra.

Nightwish at Paris.

Kyra would LOVE to see them live...

  • You must have music.  The performer can be anything from the early 1990’s band Black Box, the symphonic metal band Nightwish, to whomever does the Chuggington Theme Song.  The two main requirements are: 1) it must have a good beat and 2) It shouldn’t make me want to attack the stereo with a baseball bat.
  • If you are under 3 feet tall, you need to bring your own dance partner.  This can be a plastic fake pat of butter or a doll dressed as an elephant.  Or both.
  • If you are over 3 feet tall, you need to incorporate a pillow into your dance.
  • You must spin yourself around. And around. And around.
  • This can be done as a solo, duet, or group dance.
  • Some booty shaking and/or bouncing must be added.
  • Stomping your feet is encouraged.
  • But then you must spin yourself around. And around. And around.
  • If you don’t fall at least once, your spinning speed is either too slow, or the duration is too short.
  • If you fall, you must get up and spin some more.
  • If you are doing the duet with your sister, you must ruin this carefree, happy dance by either knocking her over, or removing her “dance partner” from her grasp so she cries. Or both.*

Here is a video performed by the co-creators of the Classical Dances with Chaos Dance of Chaos exhibiting the proper technique and execution of this complicated and dizzying dance style.

*If this final part is added to the dance, instead of applause and cheering at the end of your dance, you could be placed into a Time Out by your Mimi for Being A Punk to Your Sister. It is a risky move few will attempt.

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About Kelly K @ Dances with Chaos

Kelly K has learned the five steps to surviving of motherhood: 1) Don't get mad. Grab your camera. 2) Take a photograph. 3) Blog about it. 4) Laugh. 5) Repeat. She shares these tales at Dances with Chaos in order to preserve what tiny amount of sanity remains. You can also find her on her sister blog, Writing with Chaos (www.writingwithchaos.com) sharing memoir and engaging in her true love: fiction writing. It's cheaper than therapy.
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2 Responses to How To Perform the Dances with Chaos Dance of Chaos

  1. mc6pack says:

    “This can be a plastic fake pat of butter or a doll dressed as an elephant. Or both.” Funny.

    That got me dizzy just watching it.

  2. Kelly K says:

    As you know, nothing can be more funny that the absolute truth, particularly where children are concerned. 🙂

    Re: dizzy. Tell me about it. Lil Diva never used to dance that way and she picked it up from her brother.

    You should see the video we have of the kiddie rides from yesterday. It almost puts to shame the Dances with Chaos Dance of Chaos. Naturally, those were his favorite rides that had to be ridden over and over and over….

    Thanks for checking out the blog.

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