Author Archives: Kelly K @ Dances with Chaos

About Kelly K @ Dances with Chaos

Kelly K has learned the five steps to surviving of motherhood: 1) Don't get mad. Grab your camera. 2) Take a photograph. 3) Blog about it. 4) Laugh. 5) Repeat. She shares these tales at Dances with Chaos in order to preserve what tiny amount of sanity remains. You can also find her on her sister blog, Writing with Chaos (www.writingwithchaos.com) sharing memoir and engaging in her true love: fiction writing. It's cheaper than therapy.

Disney on Ice + Three-year-old = Magic

Posted on May 22, 2013

We had a plan last November to take my children to see Disney on Ice while we were visiting in Iowa. I figured both children were old enough plus I’d have enough adult help if one of them got bored. … Continue reading →

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The Magical Power of the Foot Massage

Posted on May 10, 2013

I’m not a fan of touching other people’s feet. If I do, chances are: A) I married you, you just took a shower, and I want one in return or B) I gave birth to you and your feet don’t … Continue reading →

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Never Forget Rule #3 – Beware of the Quiet

Posted on April 18, 2013

I forgot. Blame Mommy Brain. Blame complacency—only one child was at home. Blame the fact my children are over the age of three and I thought the rule no longer applied. I was wrong. I forgot rule #3 of parenting: … Continue reading →

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